Bumper stickers

I have been wanting to get a bumper sticker for my car for quite sometime now. Here are a few wild,crazy and absolutely hilarious ones I found online. The first one will adorn my car now ;-)

Dushti peeves

People asking "How do you do" and not wanting/waiting to hear from you anything more than 'I am fine'.

Receiving chain mails and forwards that ask you to forward it to a hundred other people.

People talking too loud on their cell phones at work and in public places.

Finding long lost friends in orkut only to realise that they dont remember you now.

Hearing the good old songs perfectly butchered in the remix version.

People who put you on call waiting and conveniently forget about it.

Watching commercials/trailers in movie theatres.

Hearing people say PIN number, ATM machine, Chai tea....Can they get any more redundant?

Choices

Complain when I dont have them.
Complicate when I have them.

Welcome

Every week I start
I just wait for you.
The very thought of you
brings a smile on my face.
I count the days
in your anticipation.
I make plans
even before your arrival.

And then you come.

Welcome
Friday !

I miss

Gossiping the gossips
Sharing the secrets
Dancing like crazy
Fighting to glory
Messing up the room
Sulking the cleaning
Reading the MnB's
Lampooning the Feminas
Shopping aimlessly
Laughing for no reason
Blaring the tape recorder
Planning the mischiefs
Talking the dreams
Dreaming the impossible
Yapping the whole night
Sleeping the whole day
Bunking the classes
Rushing to the theatres
Strolling after dinner
Gaping at the sky
Devouring the dosas
Relishing the teas
Dropping by the temple
Praying for the other
Arguing pointlessly
Singing out aloud
Enjoying little moments
Cribbing at times
Ahh...miss each of these
we did together
and most of all
miss You.